Graphic Tee — "IT'S HUGE.... TAKE MY WORD FOR IT?" Minimalist Funny Shirt

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This relaxed cotton tee speaks with dry humor and quiet confidence. Soft yet sturdy, the black crew shirt features minimalist white text — a bold line at the chest and a smaller, wry follow-up underneath — that feels like an inside joke with everyone who reads it. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to say something clever without saying much: comfortable for long days, durable through many washes, and light enough for layering under a jacket or wearing on its own. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean; shoulder tape and a tear-away label keep the fit stable and itch-free. Built from responsibly sourced cotton and finished with crisp prints, this tee ages well and keeps its statement sharp.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printed details for crisp chest, sleeve, and neck graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat